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Introduction

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It was 2003.

My insides had gone BOOM.

One of those explosions, you know?

Fun stuff.

 

And journaling my explosion,

I slipped

 

--unknowingly--

 

into another dimension

and I found myself landing on innocence

 

                                    on beauty

 

                                                            on truth

 

                                                                            on God

 

OH, MY GOD!

I LANDED ON GOD!

 

God: you called?

 

GEE WHIZ.

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December 25, 2003

8 a.m.

 

Jay?

 

yes?

 

God: you and I are one

 

Jay: oh, really?

 

God: really

 

Jay: you mean 1+1=1?

 

God: something like that

 

Jay: well, let me give you an assessment

of what you are not

 

God: you are going to give me

an assessment of what I am not?!

 

Jay: yup

 

God: ok, let’s hear it

(this should be interesting)

 

Jay: you are no mathematician,

that’s what you are not

 

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Jay: (oh no, he’s green!) are you green?!

 

God: yeah, like the Almighty Dollar,

that’s why they get us mixed up

 

Jay: like you are green and flat?

 

God: are you jealous?

 

Jay: like can I throw you in the washer

and you won’t break?

 

God: it all depends, Jay, are you needing change?

 

Jay: are you kidding me?!

change is what we need

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(another day)

 

Jay: Holy Cow!

 

God: hold on, she’s coming

 

Jay: the Holy Cow is coming??

 

-yup

 

-will she take me for a ride?

 

-I wouldn’t recommend it, Jay

 

-how come?

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-she pops and un-pops

 

-THE HOLY COW POPS AND UN-POPS?!

 

-yup

 

-gee God,

the things you learn

chatting with The Almighty, huh?

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