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Introduction

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OH, MY GOD!

I LANDED ON GOD!

 

God: you called?

 

GEE WHIZ.

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Jay?

 

yes?

 

God: you and I are one

 

Jay: oh, really?

 

God: really

 

Jay: you mean 1+1=1?

 

God: something like that

 

Jay: well, let me give you an assessment

of what you are not

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Jay: (oh no, he’s green!) are you green?!

 

God: yeah, like the Almighty Dollar,

that’s why they get us mixed up

 

Jay: like can I throw you in the washer

and you won’t break?

 

God: it all depends, Jay, are you needing change?

 

Jay: are you kidding me?!

change is what we need

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Jay: THE HOLY COW POPS AND UN-POPS?!

 

God: yup

 

Jay: gee God,

the things you learn

chatting with The Almighty, huh?

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